The Continuing Adventures Of Johannes Ee

BEGIN TRANSMISSION 01 - CITY OF UR - ANCIENT SUMER - 250 MYA

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Johannes Ee, watching an old vhs of Morbius dubbed into !Xóõ on his text-only amber monochrome monitor, realizes that his popcorn bowl, which is made of a human skull with the cranium cut off, realizes that it does not contain any more lignite coal. He waddles over to the refrigerator, whose CNC machined bushy eyebrows made the brick of depleted uranium look remarkably like Karl Marx. He opens the refrigerator. The interior of the refrigerator was entirely floral wallpaper and shag carpet. The lignite coal drawer was empty. Johannes Ee was enraged, and hurls the human skull popcorn bowl at a victorian era wooden cabinet, causing his designer fingernail collection to fall on the floor. A few minutes later, there is a knock at the door. In the background, the morbius soundtrack continues. The movie is reaching its climax where Morbius says its morbin time and morbs all over those guys