Unusual quotes

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This is a page for unusual quotes from obscure sources. Add your own and expand the archive if you want, as long as you have been approved to do so.

Quote Original Author Platform of Origin
Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig; es ist nicht einmal falsch! "Not only is that is not only not right; it is not even wrong!" Wolfgang Pauli TruthSocial
If we ever go to war with flat earthers we will be fine, because none of their artillery will factor in the earths spin or curvature. Van Labryinth Discord
If food gets this hot, it will turn black and start smoking, and the box on your ceiling that yells when it gets too hot will start yelling. Randall Munroe Thing Explainer (Book)
B O A T martincitopants YouTube
How the hell does dipping Bezos Ballz™ in acid had to do with with atheism? lordofthesticks Discord
Real gamers do not use jets as intended by the developers. Real gamers do not use the munitions on the jet, but use the jet as a munition. You take your jet, find some unfortunate tank somewhere on the map, and roleplay as a GBU-12 500 pound laser guided bomb. Incredible. martincitopants YouTube
At this point I feel like valve could go up at E3 (Gaming Convention), show the half life logo and then just walk off and everyone would lose their shit. communist Discord
Laws don't apply if they can't catch you. Remember friend, downshift and disappear. Unknown Unknown