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This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so.
| Idea | Origin | Explanation |
|---|---|---|
| Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle | Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny. |
| Titanium Nut Squeezer | Undisclosed | A device designed to crush deez nuts. |
| Consumption of Astatine-213 | !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball. |
| Stick o ram Candy Bar | Sidney | REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR! |
| Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch. | The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem. |