Archiveofbadideas

This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so.

Idea	Origin	Explanation
Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle	Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob	Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny.
Titanium Nut Squeezer	Undisclosed	A device designed to crush deez nuts.
Consumption of Astatine-213	!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob	You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball.