Weirdpages
Wikipedia pages you can drop behind yourself to distract people that are chasing you.
Tip: You can sort the list alphabetically.
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| KS-23 | BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! |
| Engrish | |
| Apophallation | |
| Exploding cigar | |
| Black Fax | Paper Waster 9000 |
| Wahoo | |
| NCIS | |
| Precambrian rabbit | |
| Big Dick Point | |
| Cummingtonite | |
| Cox-Zucker machine | |
| Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake | |
| Mariko Aoki phenomenon | |
| Document 12-571-3570 | |
| Gerber Singles | |
| Steak and Blowjob Day | |
| Mamil | Middle-Aged Man In Lycra |
| Long Boi | he long |
| Got the morbs | |
| Daddy, what did you do in the Great War? | |
| Bowel Movement Bandit | |
| 1990 Hotel Delfino siege | |
| When a white horse is not a horse | is this why conservatives think the left is racist? |
| Boobquake | |
| Controversial Reddit Communities | Its Sussin Time |
| Defenestration | It's frowned upon during December. |
| October 2018 United States mail bombing attempts | Actually mailed pipe bombs, for once. |
| The Mad Pooper | |
| Prohibition of dying | It is now illegal to die. |
| Rhaphanidosis | Radish Insertion |
| CONOP 8888 | US Military counter-zombie plan. |
| Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland? | |
| Fatso The Fat-Arsed Wombat | |
| Corrupted Blood incident | |
| FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite | |
| Pedro Lascuráin | |
| List of Kim Jong-il's titles | |
| Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch! | |
| You have two cows | Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the Government and the Government then gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk. Nazism: If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull. |
| Operation Wikinger | Whoops, forgot friendly fire was tuned on. |
| Incident at Petrich | |
| Iowa Cow War | Farmers blockaded a cow testing center. |
| If Day | |
| Battle of Tanga | A small force used bee hives to defeat a much larger force. |
| Battle of Lake Baikal | |
| List of incidents at Walt Disney World | |
| Why I Want to F*ck Ronald Reagan | he's not alone |
| Waitangi dildo incident | |
| Socialist Patients' Collective | insert viennan song |
| M̈ëẗäl̈ üm̈l̈äüẗ | |
| Colorless green ideas sleep furiously (Noam Chomsky, 1955) | |
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Amotus Longipennis | |
| Rule 34 | Don't ask. |
| The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World | This is not in fact the longest movie in the world, that honor goes to Logistics. |
| Vermin Supreme | He wears a boot on his head and carries around a large toothbrush. |
| Above Znoneofthe | He tried to win an election through gaming the system, but failed. |
| Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle | |
| Claude Debussy | This |
| MaDonal | A McDonald's ripoff. |
| Logistics (film) | The longest film ever made. |
| Bernd das Brot | A children's show about depressed bread. |
| Thatcher's Techbase | A Doom II mod. |
| Lenin was a mushroom | A conspiracy theory. |
| Consumption of Tide Pods | TIDE POD CHALLENGE |
| Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness controversy | 40,000 word Wikipedia edit war. |
| Battle of B-R5RB | "the 21-hour-long conflict pitted the Clusterfuck Coalition and Russian alliances (CFC/Rus) against the N3 Coalition and Pandemic Legion alliance (N3/PL)" |
| Bull of Heaven (band) | |
| Don't Buy This | Truth in advertising. |
| List of video games notable for negative reception | |
| Pepsiman (video game) | pepsi maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan |
| Hitler Has Only Got One Ball (song) | |
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The most rigged election in history, resulting in more votes for a candidate then there were actual registered voters. | |
| Sidneyia | Sidney Ikea |
| 1969 Talladega 500 | |
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Somebody poisoned lettuce at restraunts. | |
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Entrants retired to the pits before the race even started. | |
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| 112 Gripes About the French | We all hate the French! |
| 24 Hours of lemons | A car race, but exclusively with bad cars. |
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This is, in fact, not a congress at all. This is a diamond. | |
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Little boy disengages autopilot and causes fatal plane crash. | |
| Death by coconut | |
| Who Me (weapon) | Weaponized fart stench. |
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Name has been changed to Village Lake. | |
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| All your base are belong to us | You have no chance to survive make your time. |
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| Death by Vending Machine | |
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What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator? | |
| Euthanasia Coaster | A roller coaster designed to kill it's passegers. |
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Nobody knows what it is... Maybe Angzarr is a D&D 1e Demilich | |
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Austrian painter moment | |
| Dyatlov Pass Incident | |
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| Architecture terrible | |
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Pronounced the same as "AIDS" | |
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There is banana production in Iceland? | |
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Gigachad language, no conlangs | |
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1000000000000066600000000000001 | |
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The agreed upon worst videogame ever. | |
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The last bit of unclaimed land | |
| Bird control spike | |
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ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN. | |
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| Bony-eared assfish | Assfish |
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| Brainf*ck | |
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
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| Michael Malloy | The American Rasputin. |
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On no. | |
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america | |
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Lasted for 10 days on end. | |
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A massive error originated from converting this document. | |
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BEARS ON CRACK, YEAAAAAAAAH! | |
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"Oh no, I don't have any quarters!" 3 seconds later aggressive diarrhea noises emanate from behind the pay toilet | |
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The name for the average color of the universe. | |
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| Cow Tools | |
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A company, the name is very similar to the phrase "Deez Nuts" | |
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| Republican Marriage | Can't they do this more often? |
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This makes me more confused | |
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A dictionary misprint word. | |
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TL;DR the dismantling of Yugoslavia was caused because a farmer decided to shove a glass bottle up his ass | |
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A case of mistaken identity. | |
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An elaborate hoax designed to fool tourists. | |
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| Ecce Homo (Martínez and Giménez) | A failed restoration of a painting left Jesus looking like a monkey. |
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No, no, NO, NO. | |
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| F.A.T.A.L. | The worst RPG game in existence. |
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Makes music with farts. | |
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Sheryl, get the bible | |
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| George P. Burdell | |
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complete lie | |
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'MURICA, F*CK YEAH! | |
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Requires four helicopters to play this musical piece | |
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| Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! | A republican classic. |
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| He-Gassen | |
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"The hardest part of making a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the battery." | |
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| Hundeprutterutchebane | Translates to "Dog-Fart Roller Coaster" |
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WE'RE RICH! | |
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Needs to happen more | |
| Index of Ohio-related articles | |
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James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher |
A grammatically correct English sentence. |
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| Kryptos | |
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| Lawnchair Larry flight | |
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"If violence isn't solving your problems, you're not using enough of it." | |
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Mozart Moment | |
| Leet (Langauge) | T3h 1@ngu/\&e 0f H@xx0rz. |
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| List of civilian radiation accidents | |
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List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response |
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Music without the sound component. | |
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| Lists of nuclear disasters and radioactive incidents | |
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It's Gorbin' Time | |
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Someone was named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116". | |
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an ugly moth | |
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Oman, Dmins Piiiizaa | |
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"Gandhi, what are you doing here?" | |
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Incident involving bagged nuts on a Korean aircraft. | |
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Drunk oil trades between companies | |
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Natural nuclear reactors | |
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| On Bullshit | |
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2016 Protest film. | |
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The fear of phobias. | |
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| Pipipi | Peepeepee |
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It's a delicacy, I hear | |
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A place where unruly polar bears are detained before being transported somewhere else. | |
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It has a cult following. | |
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It's [ɣiɸ]. | |
| Special:Protected Titles | A list of articles that cannot be created. (i.e: Category:Motherfuckers) |
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A two-year-old emperor | |
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Railway stations not officially closed with no services in the United Kingdom |
It's cheaper to not officially close any of the stations. |
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Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsberwachungsaufgabenbertragungsgesetz |
The name of a German meatpacking law. |
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Mail delivery by means of rocketry. | |
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It has 12 letters. | |
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A totally great idea. | |
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| Scunthorpe problem | Unintentional blocking of things because of strings containing substrings that are curse words. |
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kjfbei, iegfeohgohe, mgmmlmlmlllllllm, rygfwu, ereadcv. | |
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| List of unusual deaths | Exploding chewing gum, Soup in IV, etc. |
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| Sports-related curses | |
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| Tay (bot) | A twitter bot that learned based on replies to it's stuff, so some trolls got together to make it spout racist comments. |
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Spiked tail of a dinosaur, named after the late Thag Simmons. | |
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| The cake is a lie | Aperture Science is not liable or responsible for any injuries sustained while reading this article. |
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| The Woman with the Handbag | Here at Sidlangs, we approve of beating neo-nazis with handbags. |
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A sandwich, made of toast. | |
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Anything you will ever need to say, in 137 words. | |
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Hill Hill Hill Hill | |
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Operation Just Cause, where they blasted rock music into an embassy until someone who was hiding there finally surrendered. | |
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Fun with flags | |
| Vortech Meg-2XH Strap-On | Only 3 were ever sold. |
| Waco siege | We don't talk about this, according to some people. |
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Memory that you can write data to, but once it's on there, you cant read or remove it. | |
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| Xianxingzhe | Two words: Crotch Cannon. |
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