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|Overwrite and jailbreak mac computers with an automatic deploying malware USB drive.
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|Pitch a baseball at 90% the speed of light
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|Would basically be a non-radioactive nuke going off.
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|Power a house using the radioactivity of bananas
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|You'd need so many that it would be infeasible.
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|Scuba dive in blood
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|''Puking/Drowning Noises''
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|Row a boat on liquid tungsten
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|''<Player Name> was vaporized by the heat of liquid tungsten.''
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|Vacum Decay Cleaner
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|Consume supercritical water
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|Don't. This is getting out of hand.
|Don't. This is getting out of hand.
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|Try to exploit video game bugs in real life
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|It seems that your MLG water bucket didn't work out as planned.
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|Send every email in the entire world a zip bomb that only activates on macOS
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|Compress all plant matter on Earth into a black hole
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Latest revision as of 18:04, 23 August 2023


This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so.

Idea Origin Explanation
Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny.
Titanium Nut Squeezer User:Isaac A device designed to crush deez nuts.
Consume Astatine-213 !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball.
Stick o ram Candy Bar Sidney REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR!
Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.
Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ Houston, we have many problems.
Build a fleet of giant robotic human-eating hummingbirds Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ JOE BIDOME
Burn ants with a magnifying glass Some kid a long time ago Just focus the sun with a magnifying glass, find your local anthill, and pop some ants.
Construct a USB drive with just a giant capacitor inside to fry computers !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Build or buy one of these things, and use it to exclusively fry macs.
Make smores on a blowtorch !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Get a blowtorch, smores ingredients, and make smores with blowtorch.
Overwrite all the computers at school to boot to Doom (1993) and only play that, not being able to do anything else !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Overwrite and jailbreak mac computers with an automatic deploying malware USB drive.
Vacum Decay Cleaner !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Do not turn this thing on. EVER. Otherwise, say goodbye to the universe.
Consume supercritical water User:Isaac Don't. This is getting out of hand.
Try to exploit video game bugs in real life User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ It seems that your MLG water bucket didn't work out as planned.
Send every email in the entire world a zip bomb that only activates on macOS User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ
Compress all plant matter on Earth into a black hole Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ
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