Weirdpages

Wikipedia pages you can drop behind yourself to distract people that are chasing you.

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Weird Wikipedia Pages	Reason for weird status
KS-23	BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Technical (Vehicle)
-ussy	It means what you think it means.
Cargo cult
Dickin Medal	Cannot be awarded to a human.
Regulation of flamethrowers in the United States	Legal in 48 states.
The Boring Company
Nukemap
Action Park
Boris Johnson Is a F*cking C*nt	A political song.
Maternal Insult	That would be your mother!
Danger Music
Faggin-Nazzi Alphabet
Shit Flow Diagram	Yes, this is the actual technical name.
List of religious slurs
John le Fucker
Robert Wadlow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_media_notable_for_being_in_development_hell
Dick Bong
Brennender Berg	A mine that has been on fire since 1668
Engrish
The Miracle of 1511	Snowmen as protest
Apophallation
Exploding cigar
Black Fax	Paper Waster 9000
Wahoo
NCIS
Precambrian rabbit
Big Dick Point
Cummingtonite
Cox-Zucker machine
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake
Mariko Aoki phenomenon
Document 12-571-3570
Gerber Singles
Steak and Blowjob Day
Mamil	Middle-Aged Man In Lycra
Long Boi	he long
Got the morbs
Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
Bowel Movement Bandit
1990 Hotel Delfino siege
When a white horse is not a horse	is this why conservatives think the left is racist?
Boobquake
Controversial Reddit Communities	Its Sussin Time
Defenestration	It's frowned upon during December.
October 2018 United States mail bombing attempts	Actually mailed pipe bombs, for once.
The Mad Pooper
Prohibition of dying	It is now illegal to die.
Rhaphanidosis	Radish Insertion
CONOP 8888	US Military counter-zombie plan.
Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?
Fatso The Fat-Arsed Wombat
Corrupted Blood incident
FTC v. Balls of Kryptonite
Pedro Lascuráin
List of Kim Jong-il's titles
Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!
You have two cows	Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the Government and the Government then gives you some milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk. Nazism: If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
Operation Wikinger	Whoops, forgot friendly fire was tuned on.
Incident at Petrich
Iowa Cow War	Farmers blockaded a cow testing center.
If Day
Battle of Tanga	A small force used bee hives to defeat a much larger force.
Battle of Lake Baikal
List of incidents at Walt Disney World
Why I Want to F*ck Ronald Reagan	he's not alone
Waitangi dildo incident
Socialist Patients' Collective	insert viennan song
M̈ëẗäl̈ üm̈l̈äüẗ
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously (Noam Chomsky, 1955)
Amotus	Amotus Longipennis
Rule 34	Don't ask.
The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World	This is not in fact the longest movie in the world, that honor goes to Logistics.
Vermin Supreme	He wears a boot on his head and carries around a large toothbrush.
Above Znoneofthe	He tried to win an election through gaming the system, but failed.
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
Claude Debussy	This
MaDonal	A McDonald's ripoff.
Logistics (film)	The longest film ever made.
Bernd das Brot	A children's show about depressed bread.
Thatcher's Techbase	A Doom II mod.
Lenin was a mushroom	A conspiracy theory.
Consumption of Tide Pods	TIDE POD CHALLENGE
Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness controversy	40,000 word Wikipedia edit war.
Battle of B-R5RB	"the 21-hour-long conflict pitted the Clusterfuck Coalition and Russian alliances (CFC/Rus) against the N3 Coalition and Pandemic Legion alliance (N3/PL)"
Bull of Heaven (band)
Don't Buy This	Truth in advertising.
List of video games notable for negative reception
Pepsiman (video game)	pepsi maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball (song)
1916 Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech football game
1927 Liberian general election	The most rigged election in history, resulting in more votes for a candidate then there were actual registered voters.
Sidneyia	Sidney Ikea
1969 Talladega 500
1983 Oregon State vs. Oregon football game	Known as "The Toilet Bowl."
1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack	Somebody poisoned lettuce at restraunts.
1992 Troy State vs. DeVry men's basketball game
2005 United States Grand Prix	Entrants retired to the pits before the race even started.
2018 Horizon Air Q400 incident
112 Gripes About the French	We all hate the French!
24 Hours of lemons	A car race, but exclusively with bad cars.
26th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union	This is, in fact, not a congress at all. This is a diamond.
62 Cases of Jam v. United States
Abby and Brittany Hensel
Abcde
Abolition of time zones
Adolf Lu Hitler Marak
Aeroflot Flight 6502
Aeroflot Flight 593	Little boy disengages autopilot and causes fatal plane crash.
Death by coconut
Who Me (weapon)	Weaponized fart stench.
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake	Name has been changed to Village Lake.
Alien hand syndrome
All your base are belong to us	You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ambigram
American death triangle
Death by Vending Machine
Anatoli Bugorski	What happens when you stick your head in a particle accelerator?
Euthanasia Coaster	A roller coaster designed to kill it's passegers.
Anglo-Zanzibar War
Angzarr	Nobody knows what it is... Maybe Angzarr is a D&D 1e Demilich
Anophthalmus hitleri	Austrian painter moment
Dyatlov Pass Incident
AntiquaFraktur dispute
Antonov A-40	Flying tanks, a very soviet concept.
Architecture terrible
Argleton
Atari video game burial
Auto-brewery syndrome
Aversion to happiness
Ayds	Pronounced the same as "AIDS"
Baarle-Hertog
Banana production in Iceland	There is banana production in Iceland?
Barbados 42 Grenada
Barentsburg
Barra Airport
BasqueIcelandic pidgin	Gigachad language, no conlangs
Bat bomb
Batman v. Commissioner
Battersea Power Station tube station
Battle of Karnsebes
Bayside Canadian Railway
Belphegor's prime	1000000000000066600000000000001
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing	The agreed upon worst videogame ever.
Bir Tawil	The last bit of unclaimed land
Bird control spike
Bird strike
Blinkenlights	ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
Boaty McBoatface
Bony-eared assfish	Assfish
Blue Peacock
Brainf*ck
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Bullfrog County, Nevada
Burned house horizon
Butt Hole Road
Michael Malloy	The American Rasputin.
Buttered cat paradox
Canusa Street
Capitol Hill's mystery soda machine
Cat Girl Manor	On no.
Centralia, Pennsylvania
Chandre Oram
Chicken gun	america
Chick sexing
China National Highway 110 traffic jam	Lasted for 10 days on end.
Ciudad Juárez cobalt-60 contamination incident
Clinton Road (New Jersey)
Cocaine Bear (bear)	BEARS ON CRACK, YEAAAAAAAAH!
Colma, California
Colors of noise
Committee to End Pay Toilets in America	"Oh no, I don't have any quarters!" 3 seconds later aggressive diarrhea noises emanate from behind the pay toilet
Condorcet method
Cornfield Bomber
Cosmic latte	The name for the average color of the universe.
Crocker Land Expedition
Cow Tools
Dancing plague of 1518
Danish Protest Pig
Dark Night of the Soul (album)
Darlie	Previously had a much more racist design and name.
Darwin Award
David Hahn
Deez Nuts (satirist)
Defenestrations of Prague
Demon core
Deli Mike
Dietz Nuts	A company, the name is very similar to the phrase "Deez Nuts"
Digital sundial
Republican Marriage	Can't they do this more often?
Dihydrogen monoxide parody
Disambiguation (disambiguation)	This makes me more confused
Diverging diamond interchange
Dord	A dictionary misprint word.
Đorđe Martinović incident	TL;DR the dismantling of Yugoslavia was caused because a farmer decided to shove a glass bottle up his ass
Driving licence in Poland	A case of mistaken identity.
Drop bear	An elaborate hoax designed to fool tourists.
Dude Chilling Park
Ecce Homo (Martínez and Giménez)	A failed restoration of a painting left Jesus looking like a monkey.
Eiffel Tower replicas and derivatives
Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels
Emu War
Enumclaw horse sex case	No, no, NO, NO.
Erfurt latrine disaster	All the royalty fell into a pile of sewage.
Esoteric programming language
Exploding head syndrome
Exploding whale
Explosive rat
Extreme ironing
F.A.T.A.L.	The worst RPG game in existence.
Fatberg
Fart lighting
Fierljeppen
Financial Modeling World Cup
Flatulist	Makes music with farts.
Florida Man
Flying ice cube
Football War
Frog battery
Gann Valley, South Dakota
Gay bomb	Sheryl, get the bible
George Washington (inventor)
George P. Burdell
German submarine U-1206
Ghoti
Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory
Glass delusion
Goiânia accident
Gravity hill
Gray goo
Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
Great Stork Derby
Greater Green River Intergalactic Spaceport	complete lie
Gum Wall
Gun-powered mousetrap	'MURICA, F*CK YEAH!
Hanatarash
Hans Island
Harlan J. Smith Telescope
Hawaii 2	Much cheaper than number one.
Helikopter-Streichquartett	Requires four helicopters to play this musical piece
Hell, Norway
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!	A republican classic.
Hess triangle
He-Gassen
History of perpetual motion machines	"The hardest part of making a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the battery."
HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen (1936)
Hoover (seal)
Horace Burgess's Treehouse
Hostile architecture
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
Human mail
Hundeprutterutchebane	Translates to "Dog-Fart Roller Coaster"
Hyphen War
I Am Bread
I Am Rich	WE'RE RICH!
Icelandic Naming Committee
Icelandic Phallological Museum
Illegal number
iLoo
Incidents of objects being thrown at politicians	Needs to happen more
Index of Ohio-related articles
Indiana Pi Bill
Infinite monkey theorem
Inherently funny word
Intentionally blank page
Interstate 180 (Wyoming)
Interstate 19
iPTF14hls
Island Of California
ISO 3103
Ithkuil
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher	A grammatically correct English sentence.
Jenaro Gajardo Vera
Just Room Enough Island
Kai Tak Airport
Ken Allen
Kentucky meat shower
Killer toy
Kingman Reef
Kyle Larson
Kryptos
Landsat Island
Laplace's demon
Latin obscenity
Lawn mower racing
Lawnchair Larry flight
Leaning Tower of Suurhusen
Legislative violence	"If violence isn't solving your problems, you're not using enough of it."
Leck Mich im Arsch	Mozart Moment
Leet (Langauge)	T3h 1@ngu/\&e 0f H@xx0rz.
Le Train de Nulle Part
Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den
List of chemical compounds with unusual names
List of civilian radiation accidents
List of classical music concerts with an unruly audience response
List of Crayola crayon colors
List of films that most frequently use the word fuck
List of humorous units of measurement
List of Ig Nobel Prize Winners
List of inventors killed by their own invention
List of lists of lists
List of micronations
List of music considered the worst
List of musical works in unusual time signatures
List of non-standard dates
List of people who died on the toilet
List of silent musical compositions	Music without the sound component.
List of tautological place names
Lists of nuclear disasters and radioactive incidents
Llandegley International Airport
Lloyds Bank coprolite
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
M-497 Black Beetle
Magic Roundabout (Hemel Hempstead)
Manhattanhenge
Manualism (hand music)
Marvin Heemeyer (Killdozer)	This dude literally turned his bulldozer into a tank and then proceeded to wreck a town.
Mary Ellis grave
Mary Toft
McWord
Mel's Hole
Metasyntactic variable
Mickey pylon
Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial	It's Gorbin' Time
Mill Ends Park
MissingNo.
Mockumentary
Mojave phone booth
Monowi, Nebraska
Monte Kaolino
Mosquito laser
Multiocular O
Museum of Bad Art
My postillion has been struck by lightning
Naming law in Sweden	Someone was named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116".
Naming laws in China
National Rasin Reserve
Navies of landlocked countries
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi	an ugly moth
Nitt Witt Ridge
Nix v. Hedden
None pizza with left beef	Oman, Dmins Piiiizaa
Nuclear Gandhi	"Gandhi, what are you doing here?"
Nuclear pasta
Nut rage incident	Incident involving bagged nuts on a Korean aircraft.
Oil futures drunk-trading incident	Drunk oil trades between companies
Oklo Mine	Natural nuclear reactors
Omsk Metro
On Bullshit
Osama bin Laden (elephant)
Ough
Paint Drying	2016 Protest film.
Panjandrum
Paris syndrome
Parking Chair
Parting of the Waters
Pepsi fruit juice flood
Phantom time hypothesis
Pheasant Island
Phobophobia	The fear of phobias.
Pig Beach
Pig War (1859)
Pipipi	Peepeepee
Pitch drop experiment
Pittsburgh refrigerator cat	It's a delicacy, I hear
Plant rights
Plymouth, Montserrat
Point Roberts, Washington
Pokmon Uranium
Polar bear jail	A place where unruly polar bears are detained before being transported somewhere else.
Pomato
Portland International Airport carpet	It has a cult following.
Potemkin village
Project A119
Project Pigeon
Pronunciation of GIF	It's [ɣiɸ].
Special:Protected Titles	A list of articles that cannot be created. (i.e: Category:Motherfuckers)
Puyi	A two-year-old emperor
Pythagorean cup
PZL M-15 Belphegor
Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
Railway stations not officially closed with no services in the United Kingdom	It's cheaper to not officially close any of the stations.
Recursive islands and lakes
Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsberwachungsaufgabenbertragungsgesetz	The name of a German meatpacking law.
Rocket mail	Mail delivery by means of rocketry.
Robot Building
Rotokas alphabet	It has 12 letters.
Roy Sullivan
Russian floating nuclear power station	A totally great idea.
San Serriffe
Schienenzeppelin
Scunthorpe problem	Unintentional blocking of things because of strings containing substrings that are curse words.
Shitposting	kjfbei, iegfeohgohe, mgmmlmlmlllllllm, rygfwu, ereadcv.
Shitterton
List of unusual deaths	Exploding chewing gum, Soup in IV, etc.
Shoe tossing
Smallest House in Great Britain
Smoot
Snow in Florida
Sokal affair
Spiral Island
Splayd
Sports-related curses
Squirrel fishing
Street dogs in Moscow
Strigiphilus garylarsoni
Stubbs (cat)
Svalbard Global Seed Vault
Tabby's Star
Tank Man
Tarrare
Tay (bot)	A twitter bot that learned based on replies to it's stuff, so some trolls got together to make it spout racist comments.
Tempest Prognosticator
Thagomizer	Spiked tail of a dinosaur, named after the late Thag Simmons.
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
The cake is a lie	Aperture Science is not liable or responsible for any injuries sustained while reading this article.
The Hum
The Woman with the Handbag	Here at Sidlangs, we approve of beating neo-nazis with handbags.
Timeline of the far future
Tin foil hat
The Most Unwanted Song
The Shed at Dulwich
Toast sandwich	A sandwich, made of toast.
Toilet paper orientation
Toilet-related injuries and deaths
Toki Pona	Anything you will ever need to say, in 137 words.
Torpenhow Hill	Hill Hill Hill Hill
Tower of Wooden Pallets
Train surfing
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Undecimber
United Airlines Flight 976
United States invasion of Panama	Operation Just Cause, where they blasted rock music into an embassy until someone who was hiding there finally surrendered.
United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls
Unobtanium
Unorganized Borough, Alaska
Untitled Goose Game
Unusual eBay listings
Useless machine
Vespa 150 TAP
Vexillological Symbol	Fun with flags
Vortech Meg-2XH Strap-On	Only 3 were ever sold.
Waco siege	We don't talk about this, according to some people.
Waffle House Index
Wedding Cake Rock
Wedge (border)
Wenceslao Moguel
Westray to Papa Westray flight
Whale fall
Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate
Whitespace (programming language)
Whittier, Alaska
Wojtek (bear)
World Toilet Day
World's littlest skyscraper
Wrap rage
Write-only memory	Memory that you can write data to, but once it's on there, you cant read or remove it.
X-Seed 4000
Xianxingzhe	Two words: Crotch Cannon.
You Suffer
Yukigassen
Zenzizenzizenzic
Zero stroke
Zone of Death (Yellowstone)
Zzxjoanw
Suicide squad (New Zealand)