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|A device designed to crush deez nuts.
|A device designed to crush deez nuts.
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|Consumption of Astatine-213
|Consume Astatine-213
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball.
|You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball.
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|REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR!
|REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR!
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|Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch.
|Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.
|The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.
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|Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time.
|Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time
|Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
|Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
|Houston, we have many problems.
|Houston, we have many problems.
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|Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
|Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
|'''''JOE BIDOME'''''
|'''''JOE BIDOME'''''
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|Burn ants with a magnifying glass
|Some kid a long time ago
|Just focus the sun with a magnifying glass, find your local anthill, and pop some ants.
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|Construct a USB drive with just a giant capacitor inside to fry computers
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|Build or buy one of these things, and use it to exclusively fry macs.
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|Make smores on a blowtorch
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|Get a blowtorch, smores ingredients, and make smores with blowtorch.
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|Overwrite all the computers at school to boot to Doom (1993) and only play that, not being able to do anything else
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|Overwrite and jailbreak mac computers with an automatic deploying malware USB drive.
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|Vacum Decay Cleaner
|[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]]
|Do not turn this thing on. ''EVER.'' Otherwise, say goodbye to the universe.
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|Consume supercritical water
|[[User:Isaac]]
|Don't. This is getting out of hand.
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|Try to exploit video game bugs in real life
|[[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
|It seems that your MLG water bucket didn't work out as planned.
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|Send every email in the entire world a zip bomb that only activates on macOS
|[[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
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|Compress all plant matter on Earth into a black hole
|Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]]
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Latest revision as of 18:04, 23 August 2023


This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so.

Idea Origin Explanation
Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny.
Titanium Nut Squeezer User:Isaac A device designed to crush deez nuts.
Consume Astatine-213 !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball.
Stick o ram Candy Bar Sidney REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR!
Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem.
Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ Houston, we have many problems.
Build a fleet of giant robotic human-eating hummingbirds Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ JOE BIDOME
Burn ants with a magnifying glass Some kid a long time ago Just focus the sun with a magnifying glass, find your local anthill, and pop some ants.
Construct a USB drive with just a giant capacitor inside to fry computers !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Build or buy one of these things, and use it to exclusively fry macs.
Make smores on a blowtorch !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Get a blowtorch, smores ingredients, and make smores with blowtorch.
Overwrite all the computers at school to boot to Doom (1993) and only play that, not being able to do anything else !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Overwrite and jailbreak mac computers with an automatic deploying malware USB drive.
Vacum Decay Cleaner !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob Do not turn this thing on. EVER. Otherwise, say goodbye to the universe.
Consume supercritical water User:Isaac Don't. This is getting out of hand.
Try to exploit video game bugs in real life User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ It seems that your MLG water bucket didn't work out as planned.
Send every email in the entire world a zip bomb that only activates on macOS User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ
Compress all plant matter on Earth into a black hole Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ
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