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|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] | ||
|You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball. | |You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball. | ||
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|Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch. | |Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch. | ||
|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] | ||
|The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem. | |The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem. | ||
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|Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time | |Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time. | ||
|Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]] | |Friend of [[User:%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ|%ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ]] | ||
|Houston, we have many problems. | |Houston, we have many problems. | ||
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Revision as of 20:32, 8 February 2023
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| Idea | Origin | Explanation |
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| Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle | Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny. |
| Titanium Nut Squeezer | User:Isaac | A device designed to crush deez nuts. |
| Consumption of Astatine-213 | !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball. |
| Stick o ram Candy Bar | Sidney | REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR! |
| Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch. | !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem. |
| Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time. | Friend of %ǀɟœ⟡ǀ%ə!œʔǂ!&ǂ | Houston, we have many problems. |