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|Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle | |Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle | ||
|Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | |Friend of [[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] | ||
|Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny. | |Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny. | ||
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|Titanium Nut Squeezer | |Titanium Nut Squeezer | ||
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|A device designed to crush deez nuts. | |A device designed to crush deez nuts. | ||
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|Stick o ram Candy Bar | |Stick o ram Candy Bar | ||
|Sidney | |[[User:Sidney|Sidney]] | ||
|REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR! | |REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR! | ||
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Revision as of 20:28, 8 February 2023
This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so.
| Idea | Origin | Explanation |
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| Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle | Friend of !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny. |
| Titanium Nut Squeezer | User:Isaac | A device designed to crush deez nuts. |
| Consumption of Astatine-213 | !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball. |
| Stick o ram Candy Bar | Sidney | REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR! |
| Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch. | !a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob | The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem. |