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[[Category:Weird]] This is a page for unusual quotes from obscure sources. Add your own and expand the archive if you want, as long as you have been approved to do so. {| class="wikitable" |+ !Quote !Original Author !Platform of Origin |- |I have the ethical capacity of a brick, Amy. |Leo Percy |Leo Percy's prefrontal cortex (reposted to Leo Percy's vocal tract) (reposted to the air of the humanities room) |- |''Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig; es ist nicht einmal falsch!'' "Not only is that is not only not right; it is not even wrong!" |Wolfgang Pauli |<s>TruthSocial</s> |- |If we ever go to war with flat earthers we will be fine, because none of their artillery will factor in the earths spin or curvature. |Van Labyrinth |Discord |- |If food gets this hot, it will turn black and start smoking, and the box on your ceiling that yells when it gets too hot will start yelling. |Randall Munroe |''Thing Explainer'' (Book) |- |'''B O A T''' |martincitopants |YouTube |- |The hardest part of making a perpetual motion machine is figuring out where to hide the battery. |Cerdiwen |Discord |- |radioshack = literally any music store (in my goofy aah ideolect) |Unknown |Discord |- |"Why is no-one having a good time? I specifically requested it." |borya |Discord |- |How the hell does dipping Bezos Ballz™ in acid had to do with with atheism? |lordofthesticks |Discord |- |Real gamers do not use jets as intended by the developers. Real gamers do not use the munitions on the jet, but use the jet as a munition. You take your jet, find some unfortunate tank somewhere on the map, and roleplay as a GBU-12 500 pound laser guided bomb. Incredible. |martincitopants |YouTube |- |At this point I feel like valve could go up at E3 (Gaming Convention), show the half life logo and then just walk off and everyone would lose their shit. |communist |Discord |- |Laws don't apply if they can't catch you. Remember friend, downshift and disappear. |Unknown |Unknown |- |Your honor, the defendant has f*cking died in the middle of the court session, this girl is obviously the culprit. |Noctush The 16 |Discord |- |My finger having a seizure, a poem; Pole video g fiction forgive ditching vindictive convict been hunch bf f by Garth high huh gif hAvE man Bb bum chin bum in NJ long bb in in HD gun gun BB gun cab cab hub b blah inch tennis sound shiny dumbing big TV tbh huh him sh undying BFF us B had TV had f hurt brand dishes Han Bb ck |Unknown |Discord |- |I'm such a good rappist |McCarty Munro |Bridges Academy |- |Simon stop looking at ugly ugly ladies |Rose Gat'''''ï'''''ns |Bridges Academy |- |Do you guys thank it can very be on console? Console is one very way much soon now. |hi55, Van Labyrinth |Discord |- |I would say currently the best thing you can do as a random in most countries is to buy a bunch of cheap drones for like a few k euro each that can fly long distance and deliver idk 10 kg of your slightly modified fertilizer of choice to any unfortunate recipient. (Context: Discussing the best ways to evade law enforcement after robbery.) |Adam Schadow |Discord |- |I have parents, but that can be changed. |MumboJumbo |YouTube |- |What's wrong with being adopted? Well, umm, lack of parents. |GLaDOS, Wheatley |''Portal 2 (Game)'' |- |Beatings will continue until morale improves. |Unknown |Unknown |- |I should tell them that their base is burning to the ground, but I'll get to that. |GoodTimesWithScar |YouTube |- |Once we lose our husbands to the war, we can be free! |Dangthatsalongname |YouTube |- |If you ever see a chocolate chip with two cookies in it? |bigbst4tz2 |YouTube |- |Do me a favor and slap me with that fish. |Grian |YouTube |- |Thank you for burning my house down. I appreciate it. |SmallishBeans |YouTube |}
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