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[[Category:Weird]] This is the Archive of Bad Ideas (ABI). Add legitimate and actually good yet horrible ideas here, if you have been approved to do so. {| class="wikitable" |+ !Idea !Origin !Explanation |- |Melt Plastic Ninjas Via Candle |Friend of [[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |Melt cheap plastic ninjas with a candle, because it's apparently funny. |- |Titanium Nut Squeezer |[[User:Isaac]] |A device designed to crush deez nuts. |- |Consume Astatine-213 |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |You would instantaneously explode in a radioactive fireball. |- |Stick o ram Candy Bar |[[User:Sidney|Sidney]] |REFRESHING THERMAL PASTE FLAVOR! |- |Construct the KLS - 26 Komodo and send the entire mars colony in one launch |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |The vehicle is 489m tall, weighs 109 kilotons with payload, outputs 1.5 GN of thrust, maximum payload capacity 26 kilotons. We have the technology. It's purely an engineering problem. |- |Cut down every tree on Earth at exactly the same time |Friend of [[User:%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η|%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η]] |Houston, we have many problems. |- |Build a fleet of giant robotic human-eating hummingbirds |Friend of [[User:%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η|%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η]] |'''''JOE BIDOME''''' |- |Burn ants with a magnifying glass |Some kid a long time ago |Just focus the sun with a magnifying glass, find your local anthill, and pop some ants. |- |Construct a USB drive with just a giant capacitor inside to fry computers |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |Build or buy one of these things, and use it to exclusively fry macs. |- |Make smores on a blowtorch |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |Get a blowtorch, smores ingredients, and make smores with blowtorch. |- |Overwrite all the computers at school to boot to Doom (1993) and only play that, not being able to do anything else |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |Overwrite and jailbreak mac computers with an automatic deploying malware USB drive. |- |Vacum Decay Cleaner |[[User:!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob|!a3oYzmN4fGhm7rA4ob]] |Do not turn this thing on. ''EVER.'' Otherwise, say goodbye to the universe. |- |Consume supercritical water |[[User:Isaac]] |Don't. This is getting out of hand. |- |Try to exploit video game bugs in real life |[[User:%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η]] |It seems that your MLG water bucket didn't work out as planned. |- |Send every email in the entire world a zip bomb that only activates on macOS |[[User:%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η]] | |- |Compress all plant matter on Earth into a black hole |Friend of [[User:%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η|%ΗΙΕβ‘Η%Ι!ΕΚΗ!&Η]] | |}
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